What's grosser than gross?

Worst job is cleaning behind and under the refrigerator. Of course the refrigerator is next to the sink, so splashes make that 'fridge dust turn to mud and I wouldn't be surprised if some of it was mold. Every couple of years I roll out the 'fridge (thankfully it has wheels) and there is a square yard of black slime on the floor.

I am thoroughly disgusted.

Fuck the green people who say paper towels are going to make the planet implode, I sure don't want to put rags used for cleaning that mess into the shared washer! I hope no one else does either. Ewwwww.

I would like to also recap one of the rants from before... can someone force electricians and space designers to actually keep house for several years before letting them choose where the outlets go? I have a tiny apartment and a vacuum with a long cord, but I still have to change the plug-in 4 times to get everywhere. If there was an outlet in the hallway, I would be able to plug once and go everywhere.

I got distracted by the gross 'fridge slime, so I am not even done with the vacuuming. Blerg.