*laughing until tears leak out of the corners of my eyes*
You should totally go into marketing! I think your sense of humor would do a lot for reaching the rest of the target audience.
I don't understand why bleeding more is "better". It goes from: lite, regular, super, super plus, to ultra...
If I was really needing an "ultra" tampon, I think I'd go get a hysterectomy to make sure that deadly hemorrhage would be sealed off surgically and never coming back.
Of course the after shot after enpicturing the tampons for your commercial would be her sitting on a white couch and wearing white pants. etc.
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Date: 2011-04-21 07:07 pm (UTC)You should totally go into marketing! I think your sense of humor would do a lot for reaching the rest of the target audience.
I don't understand why bleeding more is "better".
It goes from: lite, regular, super, super plus, to ultra...
If I was really needing an "ultra" tampon, I think I'd go get a hysterectomy to make sure that deadly hemorrhage would be sealed off surgically and never coming back.
Of course the after shot after enpicturing the tampons for your commercial would be her sitting on a white couch and wearing white pants. etc.