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Tonight's funny joke.

I took my black Porsche to the Portuguese place for a wax job. When I got it back, the paint was stripped off the fenders!
The guy there says, "What! You knew I was Brazilian."
I'm glad I didn't ask for detailing.


It followed this:
Q: How many Republicans can have sex with Argentine women in the back of a clown car?
A: I don't know, but usually the Appalachian trail is closed to vehicular traffic!
Q2: Isn't Appalachian Trail a kind of wax job for men?
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