recs because you should all live in my brain and share my preferences... and I'm sure you do.

I am going to share one of my favorite fanfic stories ever. It's completely ridiculous, obviously, since this is my crackfic. There are typos. The plot is nonsensical. You would never think I would love it, but I do. HP AU with evil!Dumbledore. [Harry Potter, Alternate Universe (meaning it didn't happen this way and something is fundamentally different)---- but specifically my crackfic is evil!Dumbledore though. I'll read just about anything where the characters are wise to how they're being manipulated and that actually the "good" side is stirring the crap-crock just as much, but being that much closer the stink is actually worse than the "evil" side. ]

Single-chapter. Non-graphic, no pairings.
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/7619993/1/Calculation

I read it and immediately read it again, plus today I downloaded it to my Kindle so I could read it when I'm out somewhere.

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I also bought the third book in the Touchstone series by Andrea Host because after re-reading Stray and Touchstone, I knew I would want Caszandra. I actually paid for two books because I liked the first one that much.