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I hurt my brain with a plot bunny.
[Started with EA torturing its booth babes, which went to Dungeon Keeper and the annoying noise the NPCs made, STU!, so clearly boothbabes drop from the ceiling.]
Then I realized how awesome it would be to be a decently dressed lesbian woman who loved games.
(It wasn't bad being a decently dressed straight woman who loves games either, but it's not a place to pull because the attendees don't tend to be eligible-- unwashed, jobless, living with mommy, obsessed with "graphics" over substance; or usually all of those. If you're 44-55-40, don't tell me you won't even consider a woman who's a size 10 and short. [it's been a while, I cannot wear a size 10 anymore])
I can feel the bunny ears flapping in my head. Now I just need to wind them up and feel it take off like a helicopter in a Bugs Bunny cartoon.
[Started with EA torturing its booth babes, which went to Dungeon Keeper and the annoying noise the NPCs made, STU!, so clearly boothbabes drop from the ceiling.]
Then I realized how awesome it would be to be a decently dressed lesbian woman who loved games.
(It wasn't bad being a decently dressed straight woman who loves games either, but it's not a place to pull because the attendees don't tend to be eligible-- unwashed, jobless, living with mommy, obsessed with "graphics" over substance; or usually all of those. If you're 44-55-40, don't tell me you won't even consider a woman who's a size 10 and short. [it's been a while, I cannot wear a size 10 anymore])
I can feel the bunny ears flapping in my head. Now I just need to wind them up and feel it take off like a helicopter in a Bugs Bunny cartoon.
